So you want to be a satirist, eh? If you choose that line of work, be sure to never write about Girl Scout cookies. Or you'll get lots and lots of comments like this:

Listen, egghead, my daughter is a Girl Scout and I'm a troop leader. You need to get off your soapbox and gripe about something else.

Ha, ha, check out the offensive column here on CaglePost.com. Be sure to scroll down to the bottom to view comments. And check out this fine cartoon by the brilliant Mike Lester.